whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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