on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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