ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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