Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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