very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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