Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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