Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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