we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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