Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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