I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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