let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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