She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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