so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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