I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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