oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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