this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Fuck appropriateness.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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