I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
