Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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