is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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