I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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