i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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