This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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