so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
