We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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