If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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