just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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