We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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