Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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