This is not my ceiling
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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