dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
