wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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