sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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