I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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