Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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