if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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