He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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