One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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