I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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