I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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