Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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