i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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