do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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