you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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