I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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