i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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