Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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