Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
