sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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