That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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