I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I want to be your penis for a week.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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