and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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