He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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