We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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