we're blogging at a bar
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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