DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm always down for nudity.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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